Sunday, March 27, 2011

Juno Block Party (City and Colour) Toronto, Ontario

So seeing Dallas Green Thursday was pretty great.

Aside from the fact I couldn’t feel my lower half all night, which becomes a huge concern when you think about it.  The set he played was awesome and sounded great even with it being in below freezing weather.

Highlight of my night has to be getting an obnoxiously drunk fuck-hole kicked out who looked like a mix between Macauley Culkin and Adrian Brody, fuck you.

He decided to try and crowd surf at a City and Colour concert so being crafty as fuck I grabbed his hat and threw it, why not? fuck that kid.  Turns out he’d been having issues with the guys behind us so he started yelling at them to give it back and stuff, ending in him trying to start a fight with one of them, and Dallas Green getting mad.  He stops mid-encore to say (what I can remember):
“Are you seriously fighting?”
“For one, this isn’t a Slayer concert.  And second, don’t fuckin’ fight. You can leave.”
*stares at kid who at this point might as well have been in tears*
“Don’t just stand there with your head down, leave.”
*crowd starts chanting “YOU FUCKED UP”*
“I’m not going to stop staring at you until you leave.”
At this point security came and carried the kid off.  It was probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen and as pussy of a move as it was just grabbing some asshole kids hat (from behind) and throwing it, he deserved it. Don’t get wasted and loud at a City and Colour concert you fucking child, your hipster hat is stupid and your sunglasses at 9pm in Southern Ontario makes you look like a blind mole-rat, fuck off.

Awesome night overall, buy his Album “Little Hell” in June.


  1. Hah, I almost felt sorry for him :P

  2. Everytime I crowdsurf I just hit the concrete floor

  3. That sounds like one crazy concert

  4. Damn, sounds like a crazy time..Cool story ! Good luck with the blog. Also, followed !

  5. Hahaha sounds awesome man.

    Good blog!

  6. sounds like youll have a very sucessful blog. good luck!

  7. I re-read this and laughed at "this isn’t a Slayer concert", good stuff.

  8. sounds good,looking forward too more stuff from you :]

  9. Sounds like a great night!

    Do you IM?!